The host, Bill Almond, explained while sneering, "We were having an ironic "Jersey Shore" watching party. That show is so awesomely bad. You have to almost kind of admire how bad it is. Heh. "
"There are a bunch of people having these viewing parties all the time now. 'Situations' we call them. 'Sits' for short. Like in 'Hey, you going to Manfred's on Friday? He's having a Sit.' or whatever."
"So Travis showed up with three other dudes. They had been to two other sits that week . Travis was already like *so* over it. So him and his buddies started ironically mocking us for ironically mocking Jersey Shore. We were like, ok, that's pretty awesome. Then Trav got tired of that and a while later, he started ironically mocking his buddies for ironically mocking us. I was like 'wow', he's really going for it."
"Then it got weird."
"He started ironically mocking himself for even caring or something. Then he like, went into some character who was (I guess) somebody else mocking him for mocking himself. He just kept going. He got like eight levels deep! He just kept going deeper and moving back and forth between levels. I've never seen anything like it before. I lost track of where he was, and I think he did too! It was like he was being ironic in other dimensions! "
"Dude has a gift. Seriously. I was about to tell him to cool out and grab a PBR."
"Then he just collapsed. At first we thought he was mocking epileptics who mock Jersey Shore. But we eventually realized he was sick for reals, so we called an ambulance. "
"The ambulance was just this total ambulance with the red lights and siren and all that. The whole deal. We were all like 'Trav is going for a ride in a SERIOUS AMBULANCE!' Then Geoff said, 'I am for real naming my band that. Serious Ambulance!' "
"Then I just went home and crashed. "
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